Side note and inside joke...

I’m a heathen, I’m a drunk, and I’m the neighborhood punk
I drink, I smoke, and I do a lot of coke.
This is my life and I’m proud of it damn it!!~!

I get real loud, I even get real happy.
You get out of line… and I’m gonna smack you slappy.
This is my life and I’m proud of it damn it!!~!

I don’t have a lot of education,
I don’t have a lot of cash,
But I don’t have to pay to get some ass.
This is my life and I’m proud of it damn it!!~!

My name is Arthur…wait, I just noticed, and I must say, I’m pretty damn good-looking
This is my life and I’m proud of it damn it!!~!