Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Just like the title says... Part 1

So, Mildred that good-for-nothing flying rat, abandoned her offspring. Neither Banky nor Homer have survived. Upon arriving home that day, I checked on my "guests", and somewhat to my surprise, that pigeon and sorry example of mother's natures natural maternal instincts had flown the coop - literally. So the summation of the story is that Homer died a most painful and slow death having suffocated from an all yeast head mask. Banky, it is believed to have been killed as a result of being eaten alive. There were chickling parts that lead officials to believe this to be the case. Neighborhood pigeons are running a fowl as a result of this incident. Most have been cited as pecking "this is a good neighborhood, a family-style neighborhood" or that "Mildred was a quiet pigeon, never bothered anyone". There has also been an increase in the wanting of justice. Pigeons, Sparrow, and even Squirrels are all keeping an eye out to bring Mildred to justice. At a recent attempt to bring Mildred to justice, a local garbage rat claimed to have seen her. Officials raided a neighborhood spot... an Astoria Park tree. But to no avail. Officials were seething with anger at the possibility that the anonymous informant lead them on a prank. A posse has been set up and are threatening to de-feather Mildred, forcing her to forever walk the Earth instead of flying... in shame.

More to follow as the story develops...

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